And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees,...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via emilyarth)
papermochi: My talents include looking angry, even though I’m not angry.
WHEN PEOPLE POST THEIR GPA'S ON FACEBOOK
stuartsometimes: when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” I get so fucking mad because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being but I also know my ass looks great in this dress
markgatiss: the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
urbantampon: i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
athousandhouseslong: packing up my room. why do i have so much stuff? probably because i fill a double by myself.
l-ucia: I think a part of me will always be waiting for you
dearloserchris: teejaypinetree: She wants the (ph)D Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
thewallscavedin: pizzaforpresident: vaspim: Cool now maybe Hilary can run in 2016 I don’t think America is ready for Lizzie McGuire just yet Hilary 2016 What dreams are made of.
buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan. (via nakedfabray)
ME WHEN IM DONE WITH MY FINAL
poetinside: A word used by men to describe women who are nice to them for five minutes but refuse to sleep with them.
poetinside: Regift. →
poetinside: You were a present wrapped So perfectly I spied you for months Waiting impatiently For my chance until At long last I was granted Permission to tear you open And so I did and For one glorious moment the Silvery tissue fell to the Floor and I held you In my hands I held you and you Were…
poetinside: Fossils →
poetinside: She says she knows she’ll get fired for sure About the yoga pants She says she feels it in her bones I’ve never felt anything in my bones because I don’t like to talk about my bones like they are Made of animate things What does that even mean anyway? “I feel it in my bones” I picture live…
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I HAVE STUDYING TO DO